OK, I have to tell this story, not because it’s cool or amazing or it will make you cry buckets of tears, just because I feel like I need a cleansing from this annoying, disgusting Chick-fil-a man.
Yesterday I stopped at CFA (it’s too hard typing it out) on the way home from picking the girls up from preschool camp. When I pulled in the parking lot, the drive-thru line was almost wrapped around the building. By the time I was 2 people away from the ordering thingy, this guy in a slick, blue grey Volvo something or other just sits there when 3 people in front of me was done ordering. Sits there long enough where the guy in front of him completed his order. I was going to beep my horn as there were probably 6 more cars behind me but I do not EVER beep my horn. I’m a pretty patient person that doesn’t really like to draw attention to myself so the only time I do it is when I’m in Maryland saying bye to people cause that’s how they do it up there. When in Rome..right. Anyway, so I actually tried to beep my horn but dorky me did not press hard enough to make a sound and the guy moved forward as soon as I did (or didn’t) do that.
So, I’m sort of patiently waiting for this guy to order and I’m looking at him in his sideview mirror and he’s sort of coughing his way through his quick order. I see him turn his head inward towards his car and when I see him in the mirror again, he has his mouth open with a ball of snot right on the tip of his tongue (almost gagging typing that). He closes his mouth, drive forward about 10 feet and proceeds to spit it out in the grass. I about puked. I pulled forward and was actually forced to order food after seeing that.