The Hills October 1 Episode

Please read this as a valley girl had written it as I’m not sure it will come out any other way.

Wow, just when you didn’t think it couldn’t get better, Elodie gets sweet revenge.  Just for the record, I don’t condone revenge, but if you’re going to do it, this is the way to go!  Heidi tells her boss–who just gave her a promotion she just had to have and stole from Elodie–that she has her “anniversary” to attend and can’t work.  Seriously?  If that was the reason I was asking off for work, I surely wouldn’t just say it like “It’s my anniversary tomorrow.”  and then pause to wait for my boss to go “OHHH, you shouldn’t be working, bless your heart, you should be celebrating.”  It’s their freakin’ dating anniversary..they aren’t even married yet!  And while we celebrated that while dating too, I never, ever, ever took off work for that.  That’s so silly. 

So of course who does Heidi ask to cover for her?  Elodie.  And to my surprise Elodie accepts.  I was like whaa?? And then Heather says, “I bet she doesn’t show up.”  I was like “Ohhh.  That would be GREAT.”

So then we see Spencer has gone “all out” and put a candle and some flowers on the same freakin table in the same freakin Mexican restaurant.  This.  This is what she took off work for??  Really?  And then we wait.  Wait for that phone call.  And it happens.  Yes!  You know Elodie has left her high and dry.  Heidi’s all “What? It’s a mess?  Elodie’s not there?  What?  Elodie quit yesterday? I’ll be right there.”  Yes!  Elodie completes her revenge and what does our lovely Spencer say, “You don’t love me.”  Wow, Happy Anniversary, Heidi.  THAT’S the jerk you’re marrying.

Sorry, do I seem a little bitter?  Yeah, I think I am actually.

As for Lauren…this is all I’ve got…Brody and Lauren sittin’ in a tree.  K.I.S.S.I.N.G.

OK, not actually all I’ve got.  They’re really cute together.  And while we all wish Jason wasn’t the jerk he is because Lauren is so darn cute with him, Brody seems to fit the bill for now. 

Can we talk about Justin Bobby for a moment?  Scott actually had me rewind The Hills so he could take a look at him again while they were going into the hotel room.  He is convinced Justin Bobby was wiping his nose for reasons other than a runny nose.  Yeah.  I certainly don’t want to be spreading rumors about that but come on?  Have you watched Justin Bobby?  The whole gangster hood thing going on should cause you to pause.  I don’t get why Audrina stays with him.  She sure took offense to her friends trying to say “I just wish he’d be polite and say hello”.  Look girls, if ALL your friends don’t like your boyfriend, THERE’S A REASON!

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