I’ve always enjoyed reading people’s post where they take search terms people have used to find their blogs and then blogging about them. Mine have never been very interesting but I’ve found enough to have a little fun.
edward face sucking venom looks weird – I just love that “Edward” and “sucking” are all in one phrase and they ended up here. But yes, he looked weird in that scene
clogged bartholin gland – Girl, i know, it hurts. It gets worse before it gets better.
meaning of the song flightless bird – You won’t find the answer here but let me know if you do find it.
spanking amy – Really don’t think I’ve blogged about that here.
outfit zebra heels – Ohh, my FAVORITE shoes. Here they are.
“melissa oyler” – She’s my best friend and she shows up here sometimes but you’ll find her here for sure.
my brand loyalty to nine west – Oh, wanna go shopping?
meaning of let me sign rpattz – Please see my comment above about flightless bird
does david cook have an accent – No, but oh my lord, I wish he did! Maybe he’d pretend for us a while.
deanna and jesse website – Sadly they’ve broken up and Jesse has taken over their blog
dry iphone in rice – I did it and mine still works!
rob pattinson kristen stewart – Nothing to say here. I just like seeing their names
what is a clean freak – My husband
Love the first one, you Twilight-lover, you.
Mama Belle’s last blog post..The Post in Which I Lose Most of My Readers
So funny! I’m with you on David Cook and the accent!
Sarah (Real Life)’s last blog post..When Five Year Olds Get Mad
That’s hilarious. I love random keywords that lead to people’s blogs!
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I heard flightless bird is a political peace…here’s what one person wrote:
My thoughts: This is surely a lament of lost America, in my opinion. It starts with childhood memories, toys, the County Fair: Leave it to Beaver America. Then the “cops” shut it down, he grows up “cut my long baby hair” and he is searching… “called for you everywhere”, with an “American mouth”
The second verse gets into this loss of voice thing that is really cool: the house cat, too fat to do anything about the rats in the yard, his tongue sore from talking. This is a powerful analogy IMO about feeling alienated and voiceless in America, unable to help the broken/flightless/bleeding bird….er….bald eagle?? Is it lost or found? too late or are we to save it??
Heather W.’s last blog post..Have You Ever
this was someone else’s take on it….
a boy who loved life but then he got older and things happened like betrayal and anger and jelousy
and he wants to find happiness again like he was when he was little
Heather W.’s last blog post..Have You Ever
Let me sign…
I think this is the meaning (not written by me..)
I think it’s about how Edward thinks he’s damned, and Bella still comes to him and wants him.
“She said ‘let me sign'” I think is when Bella tells him she wants to be a vampire he thinks of it as her wanting to sign her soul away.
It’s “bittersweet” for both of them because Edward finally has someone to complete him but (in his eyes) it means taking away her soul. And for Bella she’s found someone to complete her but it means giving up her family and friends.
Despite the “bitter” parts neither of them can stay away, like when “her hands are all twisted”but she’s still “pointing at me”, the path is twisted, but it’s clear how she wants it to end, and how it will end, despite any resistance.
Heather W.’s last blog post..Have You Ever
“spanking amy – Really don’t think I’ve blogged about that here.”
If not here, then where? 😉
Melissa Oyler’s last blog post..Some Twitter humor
Seeing clogged bartholin gland vividly reminds me of your post…I remember cringing for you but laughing at the way you decribed it.
I love this! I was just going to do a post about this…I think I will now! 😉
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