This is a first for me to participate in Not Me! Mondays. And I’m going to be as honest as possible here about what I DIDN’T do. Heather, you might have to close your eyes 
- I certainly did not NOT shower on Saturday.
- I did NOT drink coffee for breakfast and then have a banana split for dinner.
- I was NOT late for church on Sunday because we went to the gas station to get everyone breakfast.
- We did NOT get cookies and a cheese danish for breakfast.
- I was NOT excited when my kids asked me to spend the night with their cousin last night.
- I did NOT go and see Twilight for the 4th time last night.
- I did NOT eat a lousy pizza at the theater for dinner.
- I did NOT exchange sex for a delivered white mocha this morning. Sex should NEVER be used for that.
- I did NOT sleep in until 10 this morning.
- I did NOT dance down my hallway this morning to Pop Champagne by Ron Brownz
Wow, I feel so much better…
I certainly did not enjoy this post.
Nope, not me.
Not one little bit.
I would never go a whole day without showering.
And I most certainly would never go see Twilight four times. (jealous)
I would never exchange sex for anything….especially not sleep or hot drinks!
So glad you did not do any of those things…whew!
Wendi’s last blog post..The part where I forgot my Anniversary!
you’re right…MY EYES, MY EYES!!
I did NOT find this hilarious.
I also did NOT recently see Twilight for the 5th time, I did NOT eat Valentine’s candy early, and I did NOT promise sex if my husband was nice to the guy my girlfriend likes.
EDW’s last blog post..The girl can’t help it
Amy, I cannot tell you how much I needed this laugh today. Thank you!
I am NOT glad you guys posted a comment
I would toooootally exchange sex for a tasty beverage, as long as Dawg was the recipient of said sex.
Poppy’s last blog post..You should have more sex.
thanks for the laugh….I peed in my pants just alittle bit
I REALLY think you should go see Twilight. You might be missing out… ; )