Scott makes me laugh. Sometimes we have the weirdest, seemingly serious, conversations just because we can. I think there’s just too much sarcasm between the two of us. But it cracks me up.
Scott was trying to convince me to go with him to get Lexi and eat at McDonald’s.
Scott: Yes! You should go.
Me: No, I haven’t even had a shower. My hair and makeup aren’t done.
Scott: Well, maybe they’ll feel sorry for you and give it to you free.
OR
We have our old washer and dryer set for sale and the couple didn’t come last night to get it like they said. I called them this morning.
Scott: Are they coming?
Me: They are supposed to call me back.
Scott: Does she look good?
Me: I don’t know.
Scott: If she does, we can cut them a deal. You know like Indecent Proposal.
Me: I don’t think that’s how that movie worked.
Scott: Well, we don’t have a million dollars but we have a washer and dryer.